Family

A Continuing Study Of Children Genetically Enhanced For Computers

 

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MICHAEL

(Brian on left)

http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Maze/7163/

Michael is the origonal "Cutie-Pie"!

He will be breaking the hearts for years to come!

      Michael's copyrighted pickup method  :        

"THE EYEBROW THING"

( works 100% of the time !!! )

 

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JERRY

http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Stage/1905/

   

Jerry can sell you a car... your own car.  But he will give you a good price, and you will feel like you got a good deal on your trade in.

   

Jerry is currently cornering the market on yo-yos.  Soon you will only be able to buy yo-yos from Jerry Incorporated.

  

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AMBER

Six years old and she drives a PC

better than Bill Gates !

  

( Presently hacking into Norad. )

   

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EVAN

Rough, tough,

and (luckily) sister-resilient.

 

  

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BABY MAY

 

Let's not talk about the

color of the water, okay?

 

( Monitor Drool-proofing Tester )

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